While many Potter fans would love to see Dudley perish, he does not.

Zhang had to break the news to her friend who, at first, does not believe it. You're trolling me," Chappell texted Zhang when she had to be the bearer of the bad news.

And though he is reasonably scarred, Chappell reportedly found the whole thing to be pretty hilarious.

Chappell explained that, in his rendition of the story, Dudley dies by jumping off his school building, having been compelled to do so while under the Imperious Curse.

"Uh, I don't know what you're reading," Zhang texted,"but it's not ." "I assume the scene where Harry and Hermione get intimate? Zhang had to give Chappell the awkward and yet obvious information that there is no sex in the books because, you know, they're for kids. " Chappell asked after coming to terms with the fact that the book he was reading was definitely one of fan fiction.

Instead, his brother Joaquin walked River out of the club when he groggily roused himself.

There, the dark-haired actor fell to the ground and went into seizures. Phoenix’s girlfriend, Mathis, was futilely banging her head against the wall; Joaquin kept insisting everything was fine.

Thankfully, the first four books Chappell read were legit, so at least he doesn't have to start over completely.

And he does plan on reading the real version of the book, though Zhang says she's afraid he'll like the fan fiction better.Chappell's slow revelation that there was something seriously messed up with the book he was reading was as apparently as much of a joy to Zhang as it was to everyone else on Twitter."When he started asking me about all of the 'intimate moments' and about Hermione sending Harry a picture of herself in a bikini, I lost it," Zhang said.The Viper Room had been open only a couple of months.Johnny Depp, looking for a cool, underground place to listen to music, had bought the space with associates.River Phoenix was declared dead at Cedars-Sinai at a.m.